Black Humor

Talking two vampire: - A colleague as you like one over there leggy blonde?
- I like the fat that beside her. It liters of blood and a half more.
- I just want to be closer to the people, squeezing vampire hissed before dawn on the first floor window.

What I still philanthropist thought vampire sank his teeth into the neck of another victim.
In the forest there are two German werewolf one another:
- What's up, What's up?
- Poor, all farmers got. Hen they dragged so then half a day in the fields you are riding a snowmobile.
- Here I am talking about the same, come on, move together in USA. There's our brother - werewolf respect to bodies of work take shoulder straps give ...

Happy Halloween

Why, even in the 21st forever witches still use a broom?
Just vacuum cleaners are too heavy to fly.
Spray "Bald Mountain" will keep your hair perfect when flying on a broom, even in strong winds.
Why vampires periodically turn to the dentist?
To improve the bite.

Why vampires do not like skeletons? With such a hunger tyapnesh neck, then the teeth will not collect.
Why skeletons have nothing to fear? They have nothing to lose but their bones.
Why not go all the ghosts "in people" on Halloween?
Just some of them simply have nothing to wear, no suitable body.

How to find a vampire or a person you see in the dark dungeon of an abandoned castle?
Shoot him an ordinary bullet. If he dies, then it was a man, and if not, then you will die soon.